What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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Google Doodles

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penisface

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Haha

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Y2K

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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