- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

What's 1+1? 4.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

nice shorts.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

Women rights.

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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