- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

Black people are clen.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

It's your mother, open the door.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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