What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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but there is a road to the super market

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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