- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Guess what? Chicken butt

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Josh kissing a girl

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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