They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Why....... Because.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Lacrosse

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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anus soup

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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