What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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barack osama

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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