a black guy leaves prison

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Jewish People

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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