my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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Brittney Spears

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Pianca going ham

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Nickelback

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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sixty....eight.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Jasper sucks.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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