Jasper sucks.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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women's rights

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Men's rights

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

What's 6+2? 16

A Jew returns change.

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