- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

Two women were sitting in silence.

I won the game.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

Sea World Japan.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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