- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

you are gay

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

i fondle myself every night....

Slavery lol

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Where else? The junk yard

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

but there is a road to the super market

What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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