A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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Oliver's friends

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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