What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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your face.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Religion

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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