Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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lewis bedford

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W.N.B.A.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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