What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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I dislike old people.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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There is a car full of black people.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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