A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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want to go home? yea

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Dear John,

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Knock knock! Yes?

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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