Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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oops

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Please don't rape me.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Knock Knock Good one...

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I love you.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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