- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

Dallas Cowboys

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Working hard or hardly working????

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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