Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

where's waldo? in a picture book.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Dead babies.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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