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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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