- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Shit.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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