A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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this website...

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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Noah is Smart.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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