Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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Hi poop!

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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hi

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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