- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Indeed.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Women's rights.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

I like your hair

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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