Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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