beiber i straight

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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I can't think of a joke!

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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This is not a joke.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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^that joke's not funny

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