justin littleton. nuff said

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Women's rights

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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your all shit at jokes

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Well, this is fun.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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beiber i straight

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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I can't think of a joke!

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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