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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

NEVER

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Scott

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

A fish walks into a bar

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Aodhan Hearty

Robin, get in the car.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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