A black succeeds

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Hitler

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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