How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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