A bar walks into your mother.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Freedom of Speech

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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