What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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throbbing slobber

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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The WNBA

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Carlton

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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AROUND

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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