Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

no

The government makes a good decision

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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