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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

God is religiously proven to be real

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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