Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Rebecca Black sings a song.

No joke.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Is Carly smart? No.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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