A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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You're so straight!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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