- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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womans rights

A dwarf walks under a bar.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Dani Barton = Stupid

The jets are a good team..

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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