Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

your moms so fat she has kankles

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Penis

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Why Because

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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