Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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Rob Bell

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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no

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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