What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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Brett Farve

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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No.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Potato salad

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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