- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Women's rights

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

amy copied adams haircut :0

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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