Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Shit.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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