- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Global Warming.

DERP

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

William Raines.

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