Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

knock knock go away

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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