- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

a banana

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

What's 9 +10 19

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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