- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

What's big? Jupiter.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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