- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Religion

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

Guess what? Chicken butt

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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