what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Obama

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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