If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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An antijoke

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I like to eat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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