- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

i have aids and a chode

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

balls in ya mouf

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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