Guess what? Chicken butt

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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