- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

What is a dog? Bark

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

balls in ya mouf

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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